Over the years we've had some excellent excuses for missing games and training! Here's a selection of the finest, and there'll no doubt be plenty more to come:
“Sorry Paul, don’t think I’m going to make it out for the second half tonight, got to nip away for a meal” (Anonymous, 2010)
“Unavailable, helping granny” (Anonymous, 2012)
“I won’t be too, don’t have time after work, got to cut the grass” (Anonymous, 2017)
“Well to be completely honest, I just couldn’t be a****” (Anonymous, 2018)
“I won’t make it sorry, went over my ankle in Voxter” (Anonymous, 2018)
“Going to be slightly late for training tonight, got dog behaviour class in Scalloway 6.30-7.30” (Anonymous, 2019)
“It’s more the time, I haven’t got the energy before food and there’s no time to eat beforehand” (Anonymous, 2019)
“I won’t be either, picking up a couch from Ollaberry” (Anonymous, 2019) “I won’t be at the run, been spitting blood for the last few days” (Anonymous, 2019)
"Can't make tonight, got to move some furniture later on" (Anonymous, 2019)
"I'll not make it as I've got to bake a cake" (Anonymous, 2019)
"Can't make training tonight as we're having Christmas dinner" (Anonymous, 3rd Dec 2019)
"Won't be tonight lads, I'm not allowed to sweat" (Anonymous, 2023)
"I'll not make it to circuits tonight now, the dogs got the s****" (Anonymous, 2023)